I fuck nicely, more than half an hour. How much deeply, no problem.

The other day someone left a comment on one of my blog posts that said:

any female want have vaginal sex call me 00971xxxxxxx8. i am in dubai

I'm not female and I don't have a vagina but I do have a phone so I thought I'd give it a go.

LISTEN TO THE PHONE CALL:
I fuck nicely, more than half an hour. How much deeply, no problem.

All in all, that went pretty well, I thought.

While booking my flight to Dubai, I decided to google his phone number just to see what would come up. Quite a bit came up, actually. So I decided to call him back.

LISTEN TO THE PHONE CALL:
Nokia phones, kitchen equipment, tourist visas & call girls

I might have actually gone to see him had he just fessed up to being a bisexual pimp with a backstock of Braun hand mixers. Anyway, all in a day's work. If any of you are looking for anal sex with a male, leave your number in the comments section below, please.